Monday, March 02, 2009

So tweet of me!

I think I just discovered the secret to enlightening humanity, regular blog updates, unlimited success and ever lasting peace. Yeah, just like that, all in one one go. I was happily whiling away my time staring with unseeing eyes at slides on Internal Rates of Return and Capital Budgeting, when I had this divine epiphany. You know, the one where everything becomes all shiny and new and you can literally hear the light screaming out of the halo behind your head. And so, to illuminate and educate you junta out there with my insightful thoughts on why exactly I feel we must bring back bell bottoms, I'll be posting excerpts from my Twitter updates for the month at the end of every month (I may even have special Diwali and Independence Day posts with extra updates).

psst: this is NOT a pathetic attempt at generating a few posts for the year. No, really!

Excerpts from last month - Feb 2009:

  • I am a man more finned against than finning! ~ 3:25 AM Feb 28th
  • I jst hope Soniaji isnt cngratulating hrslf smwhr, blvng tat witout her and her family's dynasty India wudnt hv slums & by extnsn d SM Oscar. ~ 12:35 AM Feb 26th
  • Wonder how many places in India advertise their own flower that blooms only every 12 yrs! ~ 12:28 AM Feb 26th
  • ARRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~ 8:45 AM Feb 23rd
  • The recession's so bad my laptop doesn't know where its next byte is coming from. ~ 6:24 PM Feb 21st
  • Is a-Muslim-woman-wearing-hijab-or-burka = her-husband-is-a-chauvinist-religiousFanatic-and-wifeBeater by default? ~ 2:33 AM Feb 21st
  • The bald truth - Harsha becomes Hairsha (looks all hair & lovely too) - [http://is.gd/k612] [http://is.gd/k60D] ~ 7:20 PM Feb 19th
  • How did I not take The Road to El Dorado till today? ~ 2:29 PM Feb 19th
  • ...too lazy to punish myself for being lazy ~ 7:53 PM Feb 17th
  • watching The Man from Earth... mindblowingly good... anyone heard of the movie before? or was it just who me came to know of it today? ~ 10:22 PM Feb 14th
  • Something tells me Muthalik is somewhere out there selling pink chaddis himself. ~ 8:15 PM Feb 12th
  • Rowling's commencement address @ Harvard's annual Alumni Association Meeting [http://tinyurl.com/5wtgfa] one word description - MAGIC :-p ~ 5:18 AM Feb 12th
  • too many questions... too few answers... but if the questions are this fun, who needs the answers anyway ~ 8:16 PM Feb 8th
  • ...stuck in space, moving through time, what do we see? ~ 4:53 AM Feb 8th
  • Amazing, isn't it? We can oppose Public Displays of Affection with Public Displays of Violence!!! ~ 3:05 AM Feb 4th
  • Me and Fin? http://tinyurl.com/avtj ~ 742:07 AM Feb 3rd
  • The mind said Roger, the heart said Rafa (purely to extend Sampras' record for a few more months)... And the heart it turned out to be ~ 7:23 PM Feb 1st
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amith said...
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amith said...

Humor and subtlety as usual! :p
The best was the laptop one. I watched Man from the Earth 2 weeks back. Beautiful movie and it actually got advertized through P2P.

p.s. - The Rowling link has a typo.